Me: Ok, you’re going to a big crowded place with lots of people. What are your rules?

L: Stay where (babysitters) can see me.

Me: And?

L: And where I can see them.

Me: And are you going to go anywhere with a stranger?

L: No!

Me: And what do you do if a stranger tries to make you go someplace with them?

L: Yell?

Me: Yep. Yell and fight like hell.

L: (brightly) I could rip their head off!

Me: You do whatever you need to to be safe.

Babbysitter: I never thought talking about ripping heads off could sound so cute.