Me: Ok, you’re going to a big crowded place with lots of people. What are your rules?
L: Stay where (babysitters) can see me.
L: And where I can see them.
Me: And are you going to go anywhere with a stranger?
Me: And what do you do if a stranger tries to make you go someplace with them?
Me: Yep. Yell and fight like hell.
L: (brightly) I could rip their head off!
Me: You do whatever you need to to be safe.
Babbysitter: I never thought talking about ripping heads off could sound so cute.