Escape of the Inner Monologue

World, inside of my head. Inside of my head, world.

FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS

I love Halloween. I love costumes, I love trick-or-treating, I love scary movies, I love love love it all. My daughter and I make decorations, paint pumpkins, and trim the Halloween tree. Yes, I have a Halloween tree. Yes with ornaments. What am I, an animal? But once Halloween is over… and as much as I truly believe we should all express gratitude on a daily basis, and as much.. Read More

Murder: A Commuter’s Tale

On my way to work today, three people died, and it was hilarious. Ever go through a period of time where listening to music just isn’t comfortable? I’ve been going through one of those times for about a year now. Sure, there are a few songs that I will put on and play at all volumes over and over again (Wait for It from Hamilton is tattooed on my soul.. Read More

A Remedial Course in Uterus Management

As I climbed into the trunk of my car, one foot dangling behind me like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs, I thought to myself, shouldn’t I have been better prepared? To my knowledge, I have been in possession of my uterus for my entire life. Even during the nine months where I was renting it out to fetus L, I still held the deed. I imagine most women have a story.. Read More